"United Patriots became Tamed Patriots, now they are United Failures."
Veselin Mareshki, leader of Volya, or Will, party
"I advise Mr Mareshki to take more regularly the pills that he sells."
Vice Prime Minister Krasimir Karakachanov
"The truth is being perverted. I don't drink whisky, but vodka, and small ones at that."
Former Culture Minister Vezhdi Rashidov
"Journalists and all other scum went to hug the goats."
Vice Prime Minister Valery Simeonov on the public reaction of the extermination ofplague-infected cattle in the southeast