In the Council of Ministers:
"Once upon a time in Japan they carried old people and left them to die in the forest."
"Mr Prime Minister, do you have any other suggestions about the pension reforms?"
The job of the prime minister is very difficult. Wherever he looks, he sees people stealing. Yet, he cannot punish anybody because they all belong to his party.
"Why are there no Bulgarian politicians working abroad?"
"Because abroad they need people with skills and intelligence."
Yesterday, the Bistritsa Tigers, the favourite football club of Prime Minister Boyko Borisov, won 4 to 1. The gate that caught his shots has already been approved for EU subsidies.