JOKES OF THE MONTH

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When Croatia entered the EU on 1 July, Bulgaria was affected: it dropped from the 27th to 28th place on the income index.

Teacher asks: "What will happen if a destructible cannon ball hits a indestructible wall?"

Kid answers: "The price of rakiya will go up. Father says whatever stupid happens in this country the price of rakiya always goes up."


Why don't politicians emigrate from Bulgaria?

Because there is a brain drain, not an ass drain.


A real conversation overheard at the Sofia street rallies:

Young lady asks: "How many times have you taken part in the protests?"

Man answers: "Four times: in 1990, 1993, 1997 and now."

Lady frowns: "God, is that what's in store for us as well?"


Journalists in Sofia got text messages signed by "Mihail Mikov," the current chairman of the Bulgarian parliament, addressing them as "colleagues." Some of the messages:

"An administrative announcement. The toilets in the National Assembly will be closed today. Please use the eco toilets near the Alexander Nevskiy Cathedral. Thank you for your attention."

"Volen's medical report is ready. We do have a problem."

"Delyan said he is coming to parliament. Please vacate two seats in the front row."

"This is becoming unbearable. Maya and myself are leaving."

"Attention! There is a break in the National Assembly's mobile security. To protect your cell phones from attacks please hold them above your heads with the displays facing down."

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